What a holiday weekend to remember. I've had the time of my life, even if I don't remember much. Thursday - Saturday, went to myth. Sunday - Tuesday, went to cancun. I have the whole week off so today I started painting my house. Still haven't finished it in 2 years. Been lazy because I felt like I needed a little break from working so hard. Just got done watching the movie, 'Click'. It was very touching and well worth the time to watch. Actually made me drop a couple tears. I did take one thing from it that really touched me though. The note that said, "Sometimes good guys need a break." I think my 2 year break from taking care of my future is over now. I'm getting older and I think I'm ready to slow things down now. My friends actually laughed at me when I said this but I'm hoping I do what I say. Probably won't see me at the bars or clubs anymore unless it's for something special. My new things in life is my health and my future. If you don't see me around that much anymore it's because I'm working on those 2 things. This is probably my last entry, so take care.

This pic is from hopefully my last hurrah from this past weekend.

What a crazy weekend. Didn't go clubbing at all, which was cool. Just waiting for this weekend to PARTY. Friday and saturday we just ended the night at maplewood bowl. Man, I was FADED both nights. I'm still alive but my gut hurts. I think this coming weekend is my last week of really drinking. Going to chill out after this week and probably won't go clubbing for a while. Yesterday we just grilled and chilled at the park. Just got done working-out and doing laundry right now. REALLY looking forward to this weekend. I took vacation this friday and next friday off and got next monday - thursday as a holiday. Probably won't get on the computer again till next week so hope everyone has a GREAT holiday weekend.

Lipstick in school

According to a news report, a certain private school in Washington was
recently faced with a unique problem.

A number of 12-year-old girls were beginning to use lipstick and would
put it on in the bathroom. That was fine, but after they put on their
lipstick they would press their lips to the mirror leaving dozens of
little lip prints. Every night the maintenance man would remove them
and the next day the girls would put them back.

Finally, the principal decided that something had to be done. She
called all the girls to the bathroom and met them there with the
maintenance man. She explained that all these lip prints were causing a
major problem for the custodian who had to clean the mirrors every
night. To demonstrate how difficult it had been to clean the mirrors,
she asked the maintenance man to show the girls how much effort was
required.

He took out a long-handled squeegee, dipped it in the toilet, and
cleaned the mirror with it. Since then, there have been no lip prints
on the mirror.

Lotto

A woman came home, screeching her car into the driveway, and ran into the house. She slammed the door and shouted, "Honey, pack your bags. I won the lottery!"

The husband said, "Oh my God! What should I pack, beach stuff or mountain stuff?"

"I don't give a crap," she said. "Just get the hell out."

Friday night, just went to myth. Had a good time. Saturday afternoon, went tubing. There was about 15 of us and we had a good time. The last hour it rained and got chilly though. After that I had to go to my parents place to celebrate father's day. My dad's mom just passed away not to long ago so my parents wanted to know how we felt about them, because they didn't get a chance to say anything to my grandma before she passed so they didn't want that to happen to them too. Our family isn't the most open and emotional when it comes to feeling so when we did this it was VERY touching and emotional. It was great to get it out though. Sunday, went to church then did a little shopping after until the friends called to go meet up. Met up and grilled a little then we all headed to maplewood bowl. Monday after work, I just came home and worked-out then went shopping again. Getting ready for the holiday, you know?  Oh yeah, they had sales for father's day so things were pretty cheap, so I actually shopped for like 2+ hours. That's probably not long for you girls, but it's long for me since I shopped for a little over and hour on sunday already. Overall, it was a great weekend.

Tuesday, just came home and worked-out.

Non-stick

A bear and a rabbit were shitting in the forest next to each other...
The bear turns to the rabbit and ask, "Do you have a problem with shit sticking to your fur?"
"Not at all." said the rabbit.
The bear then grabs the rabbit and wipes his ass with it...

Broke

A little old lady answered a knock on the door one day, only to be confronted by a well-dressed young man carrying a vacuum cleaner.
"Good morning, said the young man. "If I could take a couple of minutes of your time, I would like to demonstrate the very latest in high-powered vacuum cleaners."
"Go away!" said the old lady. "I haven't got any money!", "I'm broke!" and she proceeded to close the door. Quick as a flash, the young man wedged his foot in the door and pushed it wide open. "Don't be too hasty!" he said. "Not until you have at least seen my demonstration." And with that, he emptied a bucket of horse manure onto her hallway carpet. "If this vacuum cleaner does not remove all traces of this horse manure from your carpet, Madam, I will personally eat the remainder.
The old lady stepped back and said, "Well I hope you've got a damned good appetite, because they cut off my electricity this morning."
What part of broke do you not understand?

Dang, it's seems like it's been a while since I've been on here. Where to begin? Friday, we ended up going to myth after maplewood bowl. Man, had a BLAST there. Haven't had that much fun in a while there. Sat, had the bbq and also played volley ball. Ended around 10 and most the ppl were to faded so almost everyone just went home. I headed to maplewood and met up with some ppl then bowled a little then just went home. Sunday, went and watched the The Da Vinci Code , it was ok but I was a little disappointed. The movie started out good and ended good but there was a stretch in the middle that was like forever. If you haven't seen it, just wait for it to come out on video. After that I went to the park and grilled and played volley ball. Monday, went to town and grilled at chang's house. Man lately we've been grilling and playing volley ball like crazy. My body is actually pretty sore from it too. Today, just came home worked-out then watched the movie Date Movie. That movie sucks. That's all folks. Hope everyone had a great weekend.

Why can't

Bin ladin have sex with his wife?

Because everytime he goes down on her, he see's BUSH.

What is

Mexican people's favorite sport?

Cross country

What do you call

Two black cops on motorcycles?

Chocolate CHIPS

Didn't do much this past weekend. Just chilled and hung out with friends. Some came back from china and little kou is visiting from cali. Grilled and play volley ball on saturday. Today, just went to work then came home and took a nap. Woke-up and went running then worked-out.

I hardly ever put up pic but here's the most recent one I have of my friends and me. It was taken about 2 weeks ago at my grand mother's funderal. Can you believe I'm almost the 2nd oldest in the pic?